Don't Forget about next Saturday !

scottyb · 03-30-2010, 09:30 AM

WALK NAKED IN AMERICA DAY

Don't forget to mark your calendars. As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked. He must commit suicide if he does. So next Saturday at 4 PM Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort. All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not Muslims and to demonstrate they think its okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all American women.
Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment. The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.

God bless America !

It is your patriotic duty to pass this on. If you don't send this to at least 5 people, you're a terrorist-sympathizing, lily-livered coward and are in the position of posing as a national threat.

gornoman · 03-30-2010, 09:53 AM

And don't forget your cameras! We need to see the heartless bastards ending their own lives!

Pics of naked women would be OK too.

golfcarfixer · 03-30-2010, 10:04 AM

I guess having a pig roast disguised as chicken and invite all the muslims in the area for BBQ.

SpoiledRotten · 03-30-2010, 12:04 PM

Great idea, guys! I'll send this to all in my address book. Can't wait....uh... I mean.... I'll do my patriotic duty to protect our country.

ZZTOP · 03-30-2010, 03:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scottyb

WALK NAKED IN AMERICA DAY

Don't forget to mark your calendars. As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked. He must commit suicide if he does. So next Saturday at 4 PM Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort. All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not Muslims and to demonstrate they think its okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all American women.
Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment. The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.

God bless America !

It is your patriotic duty to pass this on. If you don't send this to at least 5 people, you're a terrorist-sympathizing, lily-livered coward and are in the position of posing as a national threat.

Only in america you got to love it--

I'll do my part I'll be out on the lawn with a keg

Rodger's Rides · 03-30-2010, 08:15 PM

Heck Fire! I live in the country. Just how many naked muslim killers do you think I'm going to get to support?

I know, I'll just go to the city for this and patriclly suppot even more women.

Do I really have to drink the 6-pack or can I leave it there all day (on ice) for any of those walking around the block to stop for cold refreshment and give it to them? Now I have got to get my new glasses for this!

An American flag, on a long brass pole, tied to the lawn chair wouldn't hurt any either.

LostHusker · 03-30-2010, 09:59 PM

I'm in, got a cold case in the fridge......

lockman1 · 03-31-2010, 09:50 AM

I'll be on the front lawn with a 30 pack, a pack of smokes, and my 45 ACP! (my form of A.T.F.)

If the "guttless" terrorists don't kill themselves, I've got a permit to go hunting!

and... I'll have my camera just in case the 2 women I wouldn't mind seeing naked... ARE naked!

chardonite · 04-01-2010, 09:33 AM

Muslims

gornoman · 04-01-2010, 11:30 AM

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Originally Posted by lockman1

and... I'll have my camera just in case the 2 women I wouldn't mind seeing naked... ARE naked!

Neighbors of yours?

03-30-2010, 09:30 AM	#1
scottyb Happy Carting Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Southern California Posts: 73,417	Don't Forget about next Saturday ! WALK NAKED IN AMERICA DAY Don't forget to mark your calendars. As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked. He must commit suicide if he does. So next Saturday at 4 PM Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort. All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not Muslims and to demonstrate they think its okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all American women. Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment. The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity. God bless America ! It is your patriotic duty to pass this on. If you don't send this to at least 5 people, you're a terrorist-sympathizing, lily-livered coward and are in the position of posing as a national threat.

03-30-2010, 09:53 AM	#2
gornoman Stay thirsty my friends! Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Suburban Chicago Posts: 24,289	Re: Don't Forget about next Saturday ! And don't forget your cameras! We need to see the heartless bastards ending their own lives! Pics of naked women would be OK too.

03-30-2010, 10:04 AM	#3
golfcarfixer Gone Wild Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Forest City N.C. Posts: 2,660	Re: Don't Forget about next Saturday ! I guess having a pig roast disguised as chicken and invite all the muslims in the area for BBQ.

03-30-2010, 12:04 PM	#4
SpoiledRotten Conservatively Wild Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Below the Mason Dixon Posts: 3,610	Re: Don't Forget about next Saturday ! Great idea, guys! I'll send this to all in my address book. Can't wait....uh... I mean.... I'll do my patriotic duty to protect our country.

03-30-2010, 08:15 PM	#6
Rodger's Rides Totally Bonkers! Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Full time RVing Posts: 1,897	Re: Don't Forget about next Saturday ! Heck Fire! I live in the country. Just how many naked muslim killers do you think I'm going to get to support? I know, I'll just go to the city for this and patriclly suppot even more women. Do I really have to drink the 6-pack or can I leave it there all day (on ice) for any of those walking around the block to stop for cold refreshment and give it to them? Now I have got to get my new glasses for this! An American flag, on a long brass pole, tied to the lawn chair wouldn't hurt any either.

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03-30-2010, 09:59 PM	#7
LostHusker Just one day at a time Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: South TX Posts: 8,650	Re: Don't Forget about next Saturday ! I'm in, got a cold case in the fridge......

03-31-2010, 09:50 AM	#8
lockman1 What the ....? Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: N.E. Wisconsin Posts: 14,930	Re: Don't Forget about next Saturday ! I'll be on the front lawn with a 30 pack, a pack of smokes, and my 45 ACP! (my form of A.T.F.) If the "guttless" terrorists don't kill themselves, I've got a permit to go hunting! and... I'll have my camera just in case the 2 women I wouldn't mind seeing naked... ARE naked!

04-01-2010, 09:33 AM	#9
chardonite Gone Wild Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Chardon Ohio Posts: 257	Re: Don't Forget about next Saturday ! Muslims

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