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Old 03-30-2010, 09:30 AM   #1
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Default Don't Forget about next Saturday !

WALK NAKED IN AMERICA DAY

Don't forget to mark your calendars. As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked. He must commit suicide if he does. So next Saturday at 4 PM Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort. All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not Muslims and to demonstrate they think its okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all American women.
Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment. The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.

God bless America !

It is your patriotic duty to pass this on. If you don't send this to at least 5 people, you're a terrorist-sympathizing, lily-livered coward and are in the position of posing as a national threat.

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Old 03-30-2010, 09:53 AM   #2
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And don't forget your cameras! We need to see the heartless bastards ending their own lives!

Pics of naked women would be OK too.
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Old 03-30-2010, 10:04 AM   #3
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I guess having a pig roast disguised as chicken and invite all the muslims in the area for BBQ.
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Old 03-30-2010, 12:04 PM   #4
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Great idea, guys! I'll send this to all in my address book. Can't wait....uh... I mean.... I'll do my patriotic duty to protect our country.
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Old 03-30-2010, 03:11 PM   #5
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WALK NAKED IN AMERICA DAY

Don't forget to mark your calendars. As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked. He must commit suicide if he does. So next Saturday at 4 PM Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort. All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not Muslims and to demonstrate they think its okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all American women.
Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment. The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.

God bless America !

It is your patriotic duty to pass this on. If you don't send this to at least 5 people, you're a terrorist-sympathizing, lily-livered coward and are in the position of posing as a national threat.



Only in america you got to love it--I'll do my part I'll be out on the lawn with a keg
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Old 03-30-2010, 08:15 PM   #6
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Heck Fire! I live in the country. Just how many naked muslim killers do you think I'm going to get to support? I know, I'll just go to the city for this and patriclly suppot even more women. Do I really have to drink the 6-pack or can I leave it there all day (on ice) for any of those walking around the block to stop for cold refreshment and give it to them? Now I have got to get my new glasses for this! An American flag, on a long brass pole, tied to the lawn chair wouldn't hurt any either.
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Old 03-30-2010, 09:59 PM   #7
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I'm in, got a cold case in the fridge......
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Old 03-31-2010, 09:50 AM   #8
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I'll be on the front lawn with a 30 pack, a pack of smokes, and my 45 ACP! (my form of A.T.F.)

If the "guttless" terrorists don't kill themselves, I've got a permit to go hunting!



and... I'll have my camera just in case the 2 women I wouldn't mind seeing naked... ARE naked!

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Old 04-01-2010, 11:30 AM   #10
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and... I'll have my camera just in case the 2 women I wouldn't mind seeing naked... ARE naked!

Neighbors of yours?
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