07-03-2016, 09:34 PM | #1 |
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Overturned golf cart
One day, riding on a golf course hill, I hit a rock and my golf cart overturned.
Elizabeth, a very attractive and keen golfer, who lived in a villa on the golf course, heard the noise and called out: "Are you okay, what's your name?" "It's Stan, and I'm okay thanks," I replied as I pulled myself out of the twisted cart. "Stan," she said, (firm loose breasts undulating beneath her white silky robe) "forget your troubles. Come to my villa, rest a while and I'll help you get the cart up later." "That's mighty nice of you," I answered, "but I don't think my wife would like it." "Oh, come on now" Elizabeth insisted. She was so very pretty, very, very sexy and very persuasive ... I was weak. "Well okay," I finally agreed but repeated, "my wife won't like it." After a couple of restorative Scotch and waters, I thanked Elizabeth. "I feel a lot better now, but I know my wife is going to be really upset. So I'd best go now." "Don't be silly!" Elizabeth said with a smile, letting her robe fall open slightly. "She won't know anything. By the way, where is she?" "Still under the cart, I guess," I said. |
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07-03-2016, 10:53 PM | #2 |
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Re: Overturned golf cart
I laughed.
My wife didn't. Go figure. |
07-03-2016, 11:10 PM | #3 |
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Re: Overturned golf cart
did you take a scotch to your wife ?
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07-04-2016, 05:54 AM | #4 |
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Re: Overturned golf cart
And to think all of this time I thought your name was Eric! |
07-04-2016, 07:42 AM | #5 |
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