1986 Club Car Golf Cart *New Batteries* and Charger - $1500 you have to read this....

CRK

1st) Yes this is for real I need to sell this cart.

2nd) The motor will spin the tires in reverse, it has that much torque stock!

3rd) This is either an early Villager or CarryAll

4th) It is in great Condition and has brand spanking new batteries






I should start by saying that if you are looking for a "Golfing Cart" you my friend, should keep on looking and do not continue reading. If you are looking for a short description, I can offer you two words "BEEF JERKY". This is the All American Family camp ground/neighborhood Chariot of the free world.
You are not dealing with any ordinary, cookie cutter E-Z-GO or Yamaha son. This thing was forged from a single block of all American Aluminum and born in the great state of Georgia. Pull yourself off that couch and come see the awesomeness of this very rare and powerful Club Car DS Villager/Carry all. *note the squared off rear* Not that angled/sloped rear end that is most common on the Club Car DS
So if you are looking for a rice burning, rust prone, steel frame Yamaha, a solar powered liberal mobile, or even a rust prone steel frame E-Z-GO keep on looking my friend this thing is a piece of red white and blue Americana Machinery. And don't even think about a Melex!
This baby's pulse is pumping 36 volts of uncensored raw Voltage through her band new POWERTRON 6 volt 6 battery nuclear power plant. And rest assured you can keep tabs on the power with a built in power gauge right next to the key switch. This cart has none of that feminine regen braking crap. If the hill is steep enough and you do not hit the brakes it will SCARE YOU! You command her to obey, with your one calloused hand planted firmly on the F-N-R lever and the other on that steering wheel. She will obey, the first time, every time. If you can't handle the torque, you better not ferry skip over here wanting to test drive her. If you wreck her, you can count on getting hit in the face with a piece of Re-Bar and sent back to where you came from. Minus a handful of cash and trailering home a broken cart you just wrecked.
It has a roof and a windshield, but are you kidding me. . ..Really! If you want to blow the sweat off your brow, you do it the old fashioned way: take the Plexiglas nonfolding windshield off. "What if it rains or my 80 dollar hair cut gets messed up?". . .You whiney bitch! I told you to stop reading. . . Any man who drives this beast doesn't give a **** about rain or his hair. Not even skin melting acid rain, Cause he's already dripping wet in blood, sweat, dip spit, and fish guts.
If you are looking for the kind of Golf Cart that has to be pansy parked at the club house, "so you can get a bottle of Perrier and white whine spritzer for the wifey" Then you should plant your Obama sticker on some Japanese piece of ****. Because this thing has a flip flop back seat to let the blood drain out from the buffalo you just killed, with your bare hands. Because you are William Wallace from Braveheart and when you get home you can leave your "sissy sponge glove car wash kit" in the pink bucket it came in. Go ahead and spark up your 2000 psi heated pressure washer on the dually trailer in your man cave, cause you are Tim Gillespie and you can pressure wash this Golf Cart off on the inside of the garage. As you pound a 12 pack of Bud while taking shots of Jim Beam!
If you're thinking about Golf Clubs think again. This cart was never designed to be Tiger Woods bitch and haul golf clubs. This cart has squared off rear fenders for either a bed or a kick *** flip flop seat! This cart is so bad *** it was hand forged in a blacksmith shop in Augusta, Georgia over a coal burning fire, then welded by hand to form the chassis. That way if you get deployed you can piggy back this war wagon on a deuce and a half and chain her down tight from the four corners, so you don't lose her when your convoy gets hit by a Taliban roadside suicide bomber.
And forget about putting one of those slow moving vehicles triangle on the back . . .Because when you're spotted in this American Classic there will be no questions, no further explanation required, people will understand and get out the "F" out of your way. . . . .real quick.
If you buy this Club Car DS you better go get your old lady, and get her ready for some **** changes around your lair, because this **** will be happening. What will be Happening? Glad you asked. . ..
1. More chest hair.
2. You're growing a beard.
3. Meat Only Diet.
4. T-Rex for a pet.
5. You're taking a job at the lumber mill.
6. Your cart carries a keg and a full load of fire wood, just on the fold down rear seat alone.
7. Penis enlargement.
8. Catch more fish.
9. Wire bristled toothbrush.
10. Sex in the yard.
11. Sex in the garage.
12. All male offspring.
13. Chiseled jaw line.
14. Not giving a ****.
15. Flesh turning to steel.
16. Higher salary
17. Promotions.
18. Better looking wives.
19. Better looking mistresses.
20. More high fives and chest bumps
21. More killing stuff.
22. More dead animals in the KITCHEN freezer.
23. More tools in your garage.
24. Bigger TV
25. Wife takes out the trash
26. Wife splits the wood
27. Wife brings trash can in from road.
28. Wife stops bitching about clothes on floor.
29. Wife stocks fridge with beer.
30. Chuck Norris.
31. Peter North.
32. Steaks for dinner.
33. Winning the Lottery.
34. Women on the side.
35. Wrestling in Jell-O with the hot wife/girlfriend.
36. Building **** out of stone.
37. Riding Lawn Mower.
38. Bon Fires in cul-de-sac.
39. Bar Fights that YOU WIN.
40. Wife picks you up from Thee Gentlemen's Club.
41. Snap-On Tools.
42. Bo Derek from 10, Kate Upton, and Shane Van Der Westhuize. If you don't know who they are google it Bitch then step away!
43. Tig welding stuff !
44. Digging holes.
45. Huge Piece of meat.
Sounds good doesn't it?
$1500.00 and she's yours! What no cash? I will trade her off but it better be something BAD *** like a Dodge Charger or Trans Am from the late 70's! Think Dukes of Hazard or Smokey and the Bandit. Or a 357 Colt Python, Ithaca Bear Stopper, or some other kickass ****!

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bokeasmowl

That's a nice clean cart for $1500 especially when you see jack legged pieces of **** going for that much and more on CL. Good luck on the sale CRK.

CRK

Thanks buddy!

mike777

man I wish I could get back that 4 minutes of my time wasted

Athello

better not ferry skip over here wanting to test drive her.

Interesting. I'm not sure how to skip like a boat, but I'd like to see it done.

sunoco

CRK

Mr Club Car

Dude, it is just a old stock 36v Club Car witrh nothing but a rear seat to offer. That was alot of B.S. that I had to read through in order to find out that there is nothing special about it. I want my 4 minutes of wasted time back as well.

CRK

You guys need to lighten up. If you have nothing to add or good to say get out of my for sale thread and quit thread crapping. Take your 4 minutes and go "rub one out" so you will not be so stressed out over reading a for sale thread. No one made you come in here and I sure did not ask for your useless comments.

But thank you for keeping my for sale thread @ the top in the classifieds.... I SAY GOOD DAY!