Samsula 5/16/09

[IMNFL]

Ho Hum, here it is after 2:30 AM.
Think me and Flipper will go Git our butt kicked in the dirt over at Samsula this afternoon and maybe git rid of some of this money.


Opening in my pit crew for a Helmet/Cart Fetcher boy. Last boy said, "Job don't pay chit" then quit!

Applicant must know how to fetch and start a golf cart.

Thanks Harv for the heads up. See ya this evening.

[hmann]

Hey O Bill, congratulations on all the money you won tonight, Maybe if you put in some racing fuel you might beat the lawn mower next time out. lol

hmann

[IMNFL]

Originally Posted by hmann

Hey O Bill, congratulations on all the money you won tonight, Maybe if you put in some racing fuel you might beat the lawn mower next time out. lol

hmann

Ain't been home an hour yet!!

LOL! BBALM twice!

Had messages from AllSports and CPP when I got home, they want their decals and Tee Shirts back!

Do you think I should talk to Briggs Racing and see if they would want to be the proud sponsor of Flipper?

Your a good coach Harv. Thanks, (Yeah, I've heard I don't pay for chit.)

Well, All in All for my first time at Samsula I had a great time. Even though Mark got # 23.

I didn't git rid of much money. And Page never did come up with a horse.

Whut's next? A letter from NGKRA?

Does anybody but me and Hmann know whut BBALM means? (answer below)

Maybe nobody else ever had that problem before?





Beat By A Lawn Mower!

[BIG E Z]

O Bill I Think The Moon Was In Your Eyes Or Page Worked On The Lawn Mower.
She Said The Motor Had A Hemmi Cam And Jet Rockers And Been Porked And Diped And Running On Bull Piss Otherwords Don't "f" With The Lawn Mower.. Lol

[cuzky]

The shame of getting beat by a Sears and Robuck

[EZ GO N]

Where was the Kartographer when we needed her??

Man, the headlines in the Samsula Sentinel today read "FLIPPER VS SNAPPER"
"Picutres at 11:00".

But NOBODY got pictures???? REALLY??.... in O'Bill's defense, he did outrun the lawmower but broke out TWICE...it was CLOSE!! I think that Snapper was "porked and polished" or whatever..... It was such a sight to see him jammin' the gears on the old mower. I think if he would have sharpened the blades a little more, he mighta "broke out" too on the Snapper.

I wonder if anyone will sponsor me on the Craftsman??? Its gotta be faster than my EZ Go.

Sorry about the horse race BIll, I knew the filly had it and didn't have the heart to take everyone's money. You still came out ahead in consistency didn't you? It was great to see everyone again.

Is anyone going to try Rennigers next week? Just wondering, I hear they will be ready for the carts side by side this time.???

Page

[Got-EZGO?]

Wow, great night of racing!! BILL .......Look at me .........Please don't let that happen again. You got beat by a lawn mower, I'm not gonna tell anybody, but you got beat by a lawnmower. Glad to see everyone last night. By the way, my daughter Brittany took 2nd place in the 6.50 class last night in the Rhino....Go Britt!!! Mark

[EZ GO N]

Oh, one more thing O Bill.... At least you didn't get beat by the snowmobile too. That would have really hurt!!!

[E-Z money]

sounds like I missed a good time. maybe next time I'll have my chit together. changed some stuff on the cart for the sled pull, and didn't even get to pull. next time I'm going to sign up in the garden tractor class.....wait a holdit chatter has it that the lawn mowers are kickin a--....... SORRY O'L BILL

[cuzky]

Originally Posted by E-Z money

E-Z money has been busy,but I'm here and joined up with the NGKRA!!! I know its bout time. Sled pulls are this saturday' must be signed up before 12:00 noon pulls start at 1:00.

Oh by the way, where is all the people that wanted to pull??????? I aint SKEEEEERED!!
Oh by the way, BIG-EZ aint SKEEEERED either!!!!!!
I'll be at samsula even if I break something at the pulls.

HUM !!! Did you get lost ?